Above:The Baha'i House of Worship of Asia. Below:Life and times of your fellow World Citizen, Kolya

Fellow rebels across the multiverse!

You will be glad to hear that there was a secret meeting between Imperial Senator Kerry and a leading figure of the rebellion Nader. Senator Kerry is involved in a powerstruggle with Darth Bush. Strangly there seems to be a power struggle every 4 years... However, it's hard to say whether Kerry would be any better a Leader of the Galaxy, should he win the duel against George "Darth Vader" Bush. Since they are both to greater or lesser extents puppets of the Galactic Coporations.

A victory has recently been won against the Empire on the Planet Cannes. Rebel leader Michael Moore was awarded the Palme d'Or medal for vanquishing all Imperial troops from Cannes and thereby dealing a great Blow against the emperor. This was achieved through his now Famous "Fahrenheit 9/11" tactic. He has promised that soon his new tactic will be spread throughout the galaxy, and will be sure to push back imperial forces whereever it is used.

Now Go with the Force Padawans. There is no Force but the Force and all Its Messengers are ONE! Force be with you!