Above:The Baha'i House of Worship of Asia. Below:Life and times of your fellow World Citizen, Kolya

Greetings, citizens of the multiverse!

As you know, since Governer Bush, sometimes known by his nick name "Vader" rigged the election and became Emperor Dick "Palpatine" Cheney 's Puppet-leader of the Known Galaxy he and his evil (or sometimes just deluded (for example Admiral Powell)) minions, such as Darth Rumsfeld and Darth Sharon, through their Galactic Armada, have been waging terror on various planets, in order to strip them of their resources, in true imperial style. It is now clear that Bush Skywalker has completley given himself over to the Dark Side of the Force and will henceforth Terrorize the universe as Darth Bush. Particularily hard hit, have been the planets of Afghanistan, Iraq and Palastine (whose territories are occupied by the neighborring planet of Israel-- in the same solar system-- and whose facsist forces are led by Darth Sharon). Not far away, Darth Bush's stormtroopers quickly overran Iraq under the guise of freeing them from their dictator Jabba the Hussein, and bringing peace, while in fact, all they have brought is Death and Terror. They also took over these planets in retalliation for when some rebels (called Terrorists by the Empire) blew up their Death Star. (We're not saying it was a good thing to blow up the Death Star-- too many innocent contractors were on board), they should have blown up Darth's Capital Ship-Star Destroyer known as "USS Crawford Ranch"). This even though Rebel informants have pointed out that there's evidence that Darth Bush knew that such plans (to destroy the Death Star) were afoot, and yet had done nothing to prevent it. Therefore, now we say, (louder than before): The Empire's war is illegal, because it was NOT ratified by the Galactic Senate. Sadly this is NOT long, long ago, and NOT Far, far away! "The Galaxy is one Country, and Sentient Beings' its citizens!" We are not Liberals or terrorists but Rebels! We must campaign and demonstrate to stop the wars on the occupied worlds! The civilian deaths and torture must be stopped! Join the Rebellion now! May the Force be with you. Force be praised! There is no Force but the Force and Many have been It's Prophets! Become a devotee of the Force, become a Jedi! Join the Rebellion, Long live the Rebublic, Strength to the Senate! May the Force go with you!